In order for us to create a truly Crap Card, we need some information about the victim, sorry, recipient.

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Use the 'Leave a Comment' link from the menu on the right to send us an email.

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Tell us anything that might help us to make the card really crap. 

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Things like favourite football team; an unwanted nickname; Food fads; Worst possible TV programme or film experience; faavourite foods; pets; important people in their life; job; hobbies;music tastes; or anything else you can think of, then leave the rest to us.

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If you want us to 'sign' the card, we'll need your name(s) and an address to send it (either to you, to pass on personally, or we can post it direct.)

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The last choice is just how crap you want the card to be.

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'Crappier' and 'crappiest' cards tend to be bigger, rougher and with more personal references than simply 'crap' cards.